Are You An “Auntie”?

It is dinnertime in a busy food court. You are alone and there are no available seats. Then you spot a just-vacated seat. What do you do?
Buy your lunch first, and calmly walk around until you find an available seat.
Whip out your trusty packet of tissue paper and use it to “chope” (reserve) the seat.
Ask the good folks at the table to reserve the seat for you while you buy your lunch.

Bus service number 315 finally arrives after a long wait. There is a group of people who surge ahead to board the bus. You:
Wait your turn. After all, patience is a virtue.
Elbow people aside as you push your way to the front of the crowd. It is survival of the fittest, isn’t it?
Decide to wait for the next bus. It is beneath you to squeeze with 40 sweaty, smelly strangers. In fact, maybe you should just take a cab.

You and your dashing male colleague decide to lunch at the new café three streets away from your office. It is a sunny day and a 15-minute walk without any shelter. What do you do?
Arrange to meet him at the carpark so that you can show him your new Peugeot and really, so that you do not have to endure the blazing sun and get embarrassing sweat marks on your clothes. Who in her right mind walks when she can drive? Sorry, greenies!
Gamely walk the distance. Anything for a chance to spend some time with him! Who knows what that stroll might spark off?
Whip out the umbrella to keep the pigmentation at bay!

While chatting with your neighbor about the high cost of groceries these days, she tells you about this obscure shop in Choa Chu Kang that sells hugely-discounted groceries for an hour every Tuesday. The problem is, you must get there by 8am and queue up for the chance to get in. Will you do it?
Of course! You will also tell your mother and best friend about it so that you can all save some money.
You would love to save some money, but it is too much trouble – and the cost of travelling all the way to Choa Chu Kang will eat into the savings.
No thanks. It is tacky, you are not that desperate to save money and you would rather have an extra hour of beauty sleep.

What/where is Ion Orchard?
Ion? Why that’s the electrical appliance you use to get wrinkles out of your clothes, of course!
The place you get your weekly fix of the latest in fashion and beauty accessories.
An atom with an electric charge.

The yong tau foo soup you buy has a piece of tofu that has gone bad. You:
Buy something else to eat instead of risking a stomachache. Who knows whether the stale toufu has contaminated the rest of the food?
Grumble about the business ethics of the stall owner, put the piece of tofu aside, and continue eating.
Bring the dish back to the stall owner, give him a piece of your mind for selling stale food and demand a refund.

You get a call saying you have won the first prize in a lucky draw, and can choose from a decadent six-hour couple spa session, the latest Sony VAIO Series netbook, or a $600 FairPrice voucher. You choose the:
$600 FairPrice voucher because you can use it to buy so many things! Chinese New Year grocery shopping all covered!
Decadent six-hour couple spa session because! Does anyone need a reason for a decadent six-hour spa session?
Latest Sony VAIO netbook because you can always use another computer at home. Either that, or you can sell it and keep the profit.